Congratulations, Royals right fielder Alex Rios! You just hit a home run and gave your team a 2-0 lead; cue the fireworks! Oh, what? We're in Cleveland? Well…then you get fireworks anyway! Sure, the crowd might not be crazy about it, and the poor fireworks guy looks like he wants to crawl into a hole and die a thousand deaths by a million paper cuts, but that's his problem. Enjoy your moment.Seriously, though, someone check on this guy.
