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NEW YORK - THE NASTY JAM!!!

Tonight the kids at that new Bodega venue in Brooklyn are hosting an all-night booty dance party with a bunch of DJs who can probably recite the majority of Too $hort’s lyrical output. Although we’re not too familiar with Mr. Andersonic or Dirty Finger, we’re willing to bet a nickel they can get a room full of people dry-humping each other in no time. If you’ve been an annoying phone call away from dumping someone all summer this would be a good place to clear your head while receiving 40-odd text-threats about "becoming a cutter again." The secretions start flowing at 9 and it’s $5 to get in. Keep reading for a visual explanation (it involves Urkel, boom boxes, pirated clipart, and a Damien Hirst disco skull).