Someone raised a good point in the comments for yesterday's article on ass invasion: "Why wouldn’t you get a girl to do this? Do you have any idea how many anal fetishist females there are? All we want is a bend-over boyfriend… and none of you are willing to give it up!"Vice UK's resident butt-spelunker James Knight responds: "Well, Anonymous, have you ever tried sending a mass email out to all of your female buddies asking if any of them want to stick a piece of rubber up your ass and jiggle it around until you involuntarily come all over your own living room? Not so sure all of them would jump at the chance. Or reply in cc at least. Anyways, if any of my friends who are girls are big old anal fetishists they are sure keeping their cards close to their chests. Do all of your friends walk around with handy "I am anally obsessed" badges on their foreheads? Can I meet your friends? Please?