Is there any nationality that really irritates you?
Eleanor: English.
Are you English?
I’m half-Irish. I don’t like the way the English all jump on the bandwagon of St Patrick’s Day. Why don’t you celebrate St George’s Day? Also, killing a dragon’s not the same as chasing snakes.Is there any nationality that pisses you off?
Poppy: Polish. They nick our jobs. I’ve heard they go back to their own country and claim the tax back, too. They’re robbing our government.
Right. That sounds quite racist.
I’ve got nothing against them, though.Are there any people from a certain country who wind you up?
Alex: Dutch people during the World Cup.
Every single moment of every single match they’d clap. Like if the referee moved or something they’d applaud. It was really weird. Like, in the Old Blue Last they had this weird joint clapping thing going on. Really rhythmic, like they were going to do a Dutch dance or something.Do you dislike any nation a lot?
Joseph: I hate Maltese people, because they’re too hot, and it’s really awkward approaching them.
Do you know some hot Maltese people?
Just one. And I hate them for that reason. They look too good, their country is too good, they’ve really good families who are really nice and I despise them for that reason.
Well, good luck with your attractive Maltese friend!What nationality really annoys you?
Rust: The Swiss. I met some and they were so fucking dry. Neutrality isn’t positive, you know, remember that. Just because you’ve got a plus on your flag doesn’t mean it’s good!Which nationality really winds you up?
Rani: It sounds really mean, but Somalians. I always used to see them spitting in people’s faces when I was younger. Maybe it’s just Wood Green, but they’re really feisty and mean!
Have they ever spat in your face?
Rani: Yeah, actually, although it missed my face.
Trisha: The British really grate on me. They’re so narrow-minded and they don’t think about the outside world or how fortunate they are, but just moan about everything.
Anything in particular?
Trisha: Like, stupid things. If it’s not the weather it’s congestion, but we’ve got health and a roof over our heads.Which nationality pisses you off?
J. Saintil: Samoans.
Interesting. How come?
They’re just really cute. You can always tell immediately if somebody’s Samoan. It makes me hate them. Is this just nonsense to you guys?
Possibly. So you hate Samoans because you find them cute?
Pretty much. I love them too though, it’s a love-hate relationship.
Eleanor: English.
Are you English?
I’m half-Irish. I don’t like the way the English all jump on the bandwagon of St Patrick’s Day. Why don’t you celebrate St George’s Day? Also, killing a dragon’s not the same as chasing snakes.Is there any nationality that pisses you off?
Poppy: Polish. They nick our jobs. I’ve heard they go back to their own country and claim the tax back, too. They’re robbing our government.
Right. That sounds quite racist.
I’ve got nothing against them, though.
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Alex: Dutch people during the World Cup.
Every single moment of every single match they’d clap. Like if the referee moved or something they’d applaud. It was really weird. Like, in the Old Blue Last they had this weird joint clapping thing going on. Really rhythmic, like they were going to do a Dutch dance or something.Do you dislike any nation a lot?
Joseph: I hate Maltese people, because they’re too hot, and it’s really awkward approaching them.
Do you know some hot Maltese people?
Just one. And I hate them for that reason. They look too good, their country is too good, they’ve really good families who are really nice and I despise them for that reason.
Well, good luck with your attractive Maltese friend!What nationality really annoys you?
Rust: The Swiss. I met some and they were so fucking dry. Neutrality isn’t positive, you know, remember that. Just because you’ve got a plus on your flag doesn’t mean it’s good!Which nationality really winds you up?
Rani: It sounds really mean, but Somalians. I always used to see them spitting in people’s faces when I was younger. Maybe it’s just Wood Green, but they’re really feisty and mean!
Have they ever spat in your face?
Rani: Yeah, actually, although it missed my face.
Trisha: The British really grate on me. They’re so narrow-minded and they don’t think about the outside world or how fortunate they are, but just moan about everything.
Anything in particular?
Trisha: Like, stupid things. If it’s not the weather it’s congestion, but we’ve got health and a roof over our heads.Which nationality pisses you off?
J. Saintil: Samoans.
Interesting. How come?
They’re just really cute. You can always tell immediately if somebody’s Samoan. It makes me hate them. Is this just nonsense to you guys?
Possibly. So you hate Samoans because you find them cute?
Pretty much. I love them too though, it’s a love-hate relationship.