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I have a semi-repressed memory of watching my first porn movie when I was like eight, at my weird Chinese next-door neighbor's house. Later my dad caught the kid in our house a couple weeks after we had been robbed. They weren't able to charge the kid, but the family moved out pretty quick after that. I think eight is probably too young to watch porn. I think it was a FFM threesome in a field. I got a boner, I remember, which was probably one of the first times. I learned that I like watching people have sex with each other on a screen.
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I don't think I ever took notes on positions or any shit like that. I had a pretty good idea that porn showed a facsimile of real sex, and that the girls in the porn I was watching were probably being victimized in some way, or were fucked up in some way, and were getting paid. I don't think I transferred much into my own sexual endeavors.How often did you watch porn before you actually had sex?
I didn't get laid until I was 18, so probably quite a bit. On the other hand, we only had a family computer in the living room, so I was limited by timing and a deep-rooted fear of getting busted. I never really purchased any porn.Would you date a woman who worked in the porn industry?
No. This is a fear of mine, actually. Getting involved with a girl only to find out she "did a couple things to pay for books back in college" or something. On the other hand, if I found out a girl I know had done porn, I'd be intrigued. I don't want to psychoanalyze that too much though.Why do you like/dislike porn?
I forget who said it, but I remember a quote that goes, "When you want sex and you have to settle for jerking off, it's a bummer. When you really just want to jerk off, nothing beats jerking off." Sometimes you just want to bust a nut without having to cuddle or talk about "Plan B" afterward. Porn helps achieve this.What is the difference between sex in porn and sex in real life?
I've never come on a girl's face, whereas every single porn I've watched in the last year ends with a dude coming on a girl's face.
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I was maybe 11 and a kid in my class invited me over to his house to hang around. He snuck a VHS tape out of his dad's closet and showed me really bad 70's, hairy butthole white people porn (the kid was Pakistani). He gave me the tape afterwards for some reason.What did you learn about sex from porn?
I learned how not to give a girl head and doggy style. I learned about trimming and shaving myself from Details magazine, not porn.How often did you watch porn before you actually had sex?
I was mostly into mags. I found my first magazine when I was 4 years old and got caught reading it in the closet…but before sex it was mostly imagination.What is the difference between sex in porn and sex in real life?
Trimmed, perfected, inflated men and women go through routine motions. Emotions consist of lust, aggression and degradation. In real life those emotions are there also, but they are combined with a lot of other deeper things too.

(We didn't get a pic of Dude 4 as he lived too far away…or did he?)Dude 4When did you see your first porn movie?
Not until I was 15, because I am old and my family didn't have the Internet until then. I guess if we're counting Playboy, the age gets bumped down to 13. The secondary reason is that I was raised religious and resisted sex for as long as I could…the first things I regularly jerked to were books. I finally watched something involving a hot large breasted blonde. I chose this because I wanted to "use" women that looked nothing like the girl I was in love with throughout high school…perhaps it was the beginning of an unpleasant mental division between love, sex and emotion.
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Anatomy. I remember the proximity between the vagina and the anus being a real surprise. I like to think I was smart enough to realize that virtually all of the sex was a form of simulation, and had little to do with actual fucking.How often did you watch porn before you actually had sex?
Due to religion and being a complete incompetent with interacting with women until my early twenties, I am going to have to go with "a lot." I stopped believing and started drinking at age nineteen, by which time I'd been living alone for a year. Pornography was still something I felt guilty and gross about using, but I did it anyway.Would you date a woman who worked in the porn industry?
If you mean as a performer, probably not. My unreasonable fear of STDs would take care of that. Also, once I'd seen a woman having sex onscreen, I don't think I could really feel like I was "possessing" her in sexual moments.What is the difference between sex in porn and sex in real life?
The resemblances are basic and superficial.

It was at a Holiday Inn. The porn channels were unscrambled. I was 14. I don't remember the names of the movies. I also discovered masturbation at that place. I just thought it was like magazines, but moving. I found a Club Confidential magazine on the street one time and hid it in my attic.What did you learn about sex from porn?
I learned that girls are supposed to be orange, have choppy boob jobs, only fuck 'til the guy comes and they like to get double teamed right? Oh and I learned that my dick wasn't big enough. I learned that porn is the worst thing to learn about sex from.
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I guess for three years a couple times a week. Wait, does oral sex count?Would you date a woman who worked in the porn industry?
Maybe if she was a director, but if she was a porn star, no. It's just their mentality, reasons for doing it and so on. I mean, that's fine for them, but I don't really want any part in it.What is the difference between sex in porn and sex in real life?
Everything.INTERVIEWS BY MISH WAY - Mish is the singer for Vancouver's most-excellent White Lung. Find her blog here.PHOTOS BY MICHELLE FORD - www.michelleford.ca