Dear Vice,
Forget all those fixed-gear, messenger-bag toting douches who ride around the city like they're the bee's pajamas, where do I sign up to be in this lady's bike gang? Either Rainbow Brite came out of retirement, or my nana just mugged the Care Bears. All I want for Christmas is to find her sitting under my tree, drinking Hot Toddies and knitting mittens while chatting about Harry Potter and the magical properties of unicorns.
PENELOPE BONER
Forget all those fixed-gear, messenger-bag toting douches who ride around the city like they're the bee's pajamas, where do I sign up to be in this lady's bike gang? Either Rainbow Brite came out of retirement, or my nana just mugged the Care Bears. All I want for Christmas is to find her sitting under my tree, drinking Hot Toddies and knitting mittens while chatting about Harry Potter and the magical properties of unicorns.
PENELOPE BONER