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DEAR VICE - BABY BOOMER BIKER GANG

Dear Vice,
Forget all those fixed-gear, messenger-bag toting douches who ride around the city like they're the bee's pajamas, where do I sign up to be in this lady's bike gang? Either Rainbow Brite came out of retirement, or my nana just mugged the Care Bears. All I want for Christmas is to find her sitting under my tree, drinking Hot Toddies and knitting mittens while chatting about Harry Potter and the magical properties of unicorns.
PENELOPE BONER