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LONDON - TOO REAL FOR OASIS

Last Night My Band SHITTING FISTS played at Catch. It was really fun and we ruled.
Anyway, afterward I went home and fell asleep. Then I had a dream. It was a bit like this:
I was backstage at an Oasis gig and I was talking to Noel.
Me: Yo Noel, maybe I should play guitar for you soon.
Noel: Dunno mate, I think maybe your style is a bit too aggressive.
Me: Maybe.
Noel: I think maybe you're just too real for Oasis.
Me: I think you're right. Anyway, I got the Fists.
Noel: I love the Fists, I'm gonna come see you next week.
Me: Well done.

To see photos of Mob Rules and Shitting Fists playing last night at Catch go here.

BEN RAYNER