Joey Shithead, who still went by Joey Shithead as of several weeks ago, has reverted to his family name in a bid for some municipal glorification. What the fuck, man? We thought you were punk till you perish? It's seriously doubtful that fans of your anarchoustic solo nights will keep showing their support once they find out you sold out to Vancouver officials who're wrongly referring to you as "Joe Keithley." Click below to read more from D.O.A.'s publicist.
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Date: December 16, 2008 1:32:20 PM EST
To: Sudden Death mailing list
Subject: [SDR] Joe/D.O.A. Needs Your Vote!Happy Holidays from Sudden Death and D.O.A.Vote For Joe
Click here to vote now!Voting ends December 22ndIt's B.C.'s 150th Anniversary!
Joey Keithley of D.O.A. voted in as one of B.C.'s most influential citizens
Vote Joe into the top 10
As you may or may not be aware, it's the province of British Columbia's 150th birthday! The Vancouver Sun newspaper has conducted an online poll and produced a list of B.C.'s 150 most influential people of all time. By reader's choice, Canada's punk rock godfather Joey Shithead Keithley has been voted onto the list.Now we are asking you to kick it up a notch and vote Joe into B.C.'s top 10. The voting is open till December 22nd 2008. Imagine the look on the faces of those fat cats like the publisher of the Vancouver Sun if Joe got in there. A punk rocker making history in B.C… the world has changed.Here's how to vote:Click on the link below and select Joey Keithley from the list. Then hit submit. That's it.
http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/features/spiritofbc/vote_new.htmlVote once, vote often… there are many fine candidates (some evil ones too)!_______________________________________________Also, apparently if you do even one thing you're qualified as a notable citizen in Vancouver. Did you see that list? You'd probably have to be a newborn and/or a murderer to not be on it.