We just told you all about the Body Farm, and how, for instance, they'll let a corpse rot under a tarp in the name of science to see what happens to flesh and bones and blood and nerves when left to nature's devices. Well not too long ago some kids felled a tree into the fence and climbed the tree into the property and stole a couple skulls, presumably (we are crossing our fingers here) not to fuel any necrofantasies (we don't even want to think what would even come after cranium theft) but to craft the sweetest bong this side of an elf doll that looked like Hoggle from Labyrinth. (It exists, trust us.) Technically the lab studies wildlife dispersal patterns, like bird pecking and rat munching. Guess they can just add teenage theft to the list. Though kids, while we generally support you in your misanthropic adventures, we gotta say vandalizing the Body Farm is a no-no, for two major reasons: 1) probably the rest of what you saw in there is enough to damage your young, supple mind until you look like that too and 2) at this point, skulls are cool only to Eurotrash who wear distressed jeans that look like they've pissed bleach down their legs.
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We just told you all about the Body Farm, and how, for instance, they'll let a corpse rot under a tarp in the name of science to see what happens to flesh and bones and blood and nerves when left to nature's devices. Well not too long ago some kids felled a tree into the fence and climbed the tree into the property and stole a couple skulls, presumably (we are crossing our fingers here) not to fuel any necrofantasies (we don't even want to think what would even come after cranium theft) but to craft the sweetest bong this side of an elf doll that looked like Hoggle from Labyrinth. (It exists, trust us.) Technically the lab studies wildlife dispersal patterns, like bird pecking and rat munching. Guess they can just add teenage theft to the list. Though kids, while we generally support you in your misanthropic adventures, we gotta say vandalizing the Body Farm is a no-no, for two major reasons: 1) probably the rest of what you saw in there is enough to damage your young, supple mind until you look like that too and 2) at this point, skulls are cool only to Eurotrash who wear distressed jeans that look like they've pissed bleach down their legs.
