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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: tomorrow night on ECW
You: what you mean?
You: where are you?
Stranger: tomorrow night on ECW petey williams vs. egzon hoxha
You: what are they? They could be a pair of car rental companies for all i know
You: you sound like an advert
Stranger: You sound like an asshole
You: you look like an asshole
Stranger: sexy asshole
You: my lovely arsehole
Stranger: with bloody penises in it
You: that didn't take long till we hit the bloody penises
Stranger: Lol yeahConversation 2.Connecting to server…
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: what's up?
Stranger: what kind of porn do you like?
You: teenage animals
Stranger: fat green objects
You: oh yeah, that's your thing?
You: nice
Stranger: asl?
You: of course
Stranger: limes particularly
You: you like getting lime in blood?
Stranger: 18/m/new york
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You: what are you doing my new best friend?
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: yes
You: are you looking for sex?
Stranger: I have my dick in my hand
You: I'm really a boy
Stranger: wankerAfter that conversation I realised how stupidly boring this new facility actually is, and so I did what everyone of the 1,452 people who were online had done once they got bored, I started talking about sex.Conversation 4.Connecting to server…
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: word
Stranger: good afternoon
You: how's your horrible life?
Stranger: fairly average
Stranger: and yours?
You: terrible, a series of disasters
Stranger: ouch
Stranger: what's up?
You: would you like to go on a date?
Stranger: not really, as I don't know you
You: I'll buy you a steak the size of a fist
You: and then we can have a bath
Stranger: sorry, I don't know enough about you
Stranger: I don't even know what sex you are
You: i felt like we had a connection. Let me shit in a condom, freeze it, and beat you up with it please
Stranger: are you a hemaphrodite?
You: yes
You: are you a man?
Stranger: I need to ask, do you have to use the men's or the women's if you are neither?
Stranger: and I am male indeed
You: i use a third one
You: do you think any woman ever has been on this?
Stranger: I think there is a 1 in 1043 chanceOnce I realised that wasn't fun either, I closed the window.There you go - a quick review of something shit which no doubt will be the subject of a billion broadsheet column inches in May 2010 once Stephen Fry gets stuck in a lift and decided to kill time by telling strangers he wants to make their arse pregnant. So that's that then. Omegle is ok for prank calls. That's it.ADAM WHITE
