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NEW YORK - NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM FUCK OFF

I just got back from a trip to NYC. It was a fun time but going to American museums really makes you appreciate the British habit of stealing everything important or of any interest from the rest of the world and putting it in amazing buildings that are built out of big blocks of stone like the ones Obelix used to carry around. We went to the Natural History Museum by Central Park West and sorry New York - it was a load of bollocks. There was a whole room full of these models of Middle Eastern towns from various historical periods like the one in this here photo. Look closely at it. Nope, your eyes are not deceiving you. That is indeed a man on a flying carpet. Yep, a man on a flying carpet in a Natural History Museum. What next? The Ark floating around in the naval section of the Imperial War Museum?

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