Come on, people. It's not like we're "beach bums" or something who spend an inordinate time in the ocean, but can we PLEASE stop discovering new creatures that look like a whale's small intestine and apparently move by taking a reverse shit? That nauseating Japanese mouth-shark or whatever that spiraled its way up to the surface a few months back was bad enough, but at least it was on the other side of the planet. It'd be nice to be able to even think about taking a swim without being racked with shudders. Oh, and it goes without saying, calling a pale, seven-foot long living entrail a "Sea Serpent" is as much an insult to the mythological beast community as it is to our intelligence.Digg it | Del.icio.us | Technorati