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LONDON - LDN IS A VICTIM

Stupid people think it's cool. Smart people think it's a joke (yet secretly like it). But it doesn't matter which side of the joke you're on, "LDN is a Victim" is taking the piss out of you. Yes, you. You might not be namechecked on the tune, like Lily Allen, Kate Nash, Mark Ronson, Jack Penate et al, but if you're reading this, trust me, it's you.

Rumours were flying around that Just Jack was responsible, but A) he's not clever enough, and B) he's not funny enough. Basically, it's just some guy trying to take the piss out of Mike Skinner. This was pretty boring when Pitman did it aeons ago, and it hasn't improved that much with age. The best pisstake song ever is John B's "Blandwagon Poos", because it was written as a diss and never intended for release, until loads of clownstep raver idiots went nuts for it. Hopefully the same will happen to "LDN is a Victim". There's a video shoot somewhere in Camden this Easter Friday. If you're going to show up, wear something neon.