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LONDON - JORDAN'S NEW BEST FRIENDS

Vice photographer Jamie Taete's wonderful love-thang Jordan has always had a lot of great friends. You see, a friendly guy like him just can't help getting along with everyone he meets; in fact, he's made looooads of new friends recently. Here he is with someone who's going to be fucked once the thrash metal trend is over…

Jordan with a girl who dated that gay boy who almost won the X Factor.

Jordan with someone who used to present the Bigger Breakfast, before going on to become a trophy wife.

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Jordan with a guy who has probably won a bunch of Teen Choice Awards.

Jordan with a chick.

Jordan with someone who has had Jude Law's sperm inside her.

Jordan with a mentally retarded talent competition winner who doesn't answer his fan mail.

Jordan with a woman who was once on a boat with Sharon Stone.

Jordan with… er, I'll Wikipedia her…

Jordan with the Grinch.

Jordan with a guy who some people say is bonkers.

Jordan with Lindsay Lohan's (alleged) future brother-in-law.

Jordan with Gwen Stefani's stepdaughter.

Jordan with some guy who was friends with Agyness Deyn back when she was famous.

Jordan with the face of Birdseye Fish Fingers.

Jordan with "an English socialite and occasional broadcaster."

JAMIE TAETE