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BEERSHEBA BLOTTER: BAMBA BURGLAR BUSTED

Crazed for Bamba, aka בַּמְבָּה‎, a hungry 35-year-old bandit in Israel picked a convenience store lock and ransacked the place for the popular peanut-butter flavored snack snack. According to the Jerusalem Post, he ate the contents of one bag...

Crazed for Bamba, aka בַּמְבָּה‎, a hungry 35-year-old bandit in Israel panicked when a gripping craving for the popular peanut-butter flavored snack struck in the middle of the night. All vendors were closed so he picked a convenience store lock and ransacked the place. According to the

Jerusalem Post

, he ate the contents of one bag and sauntered out, leaving the packaging behind. The next day, police arrested an enormous man with strangely saggy gray skin and big floppy ears who also has an extremely dextrous, protracted, peculiar nose that can trumpet sounds of triumph and pick a single blade of grass. He walks on all fours, sleeps standing up, and is afraid of mice.