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It's Friday, so Watch a Video of a Water-Skiing Baby Set a World Record

While most of her peers are busy shitting their pants and crying, six-month-old Zyla St. Onge is out there putting other babies to shame and setting world records.

While most of her peers are busy shitting their pants and crying, six-month-old Zyla St. Onge is out there putting other babies to shame and setting world records.

Last weekend, St. Onge—who can't even walk yet—water skied her way into our hearts and the record books by zipping almost 700 feet across Florida's Winter Haven lake to become the world's youngest water skier.

ABC News reports that St. Onge's talents run in her family. Both her parents are professional water skiers, and apparently they'd been prepping St. Onge since she was fresh out of the womb.

St. Onge's mother, Lauren, told Huffington Post Wednesday that the family "practiced in our living room with the skis and we kind of pulled her around."

"She would just look around and smile and wait for you to cheer for her," Lauren said. "She just loves the attention."

St. Onge usurped the baby skiing throne from another Florida prodigy, a guy named Parks Bonifay who is now 34. Watch her zip around like an infant badass in the video above and think about why you haven't set a world record yourself yet.