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@Super_Soaker69—better known as Official_Fat_Pussy™—has claimed the throne (#ClaimTheThrone) of the Pussy Lips Challenge Champion purely by default. She watermarks all photos of her fat pussy to thwart dastardly identity thieves who want to pass her pussy off as their own, which is a fantastic way to brand her labia but still raises one very specific question:Why is her pussy official?All we can know for sure is that her Twitter bio lists her location as "on your dick" and contains a link to her Amazon Wish List registry. On that list, you can buy Official_Fat_Pussy™ workout gear, a pair of wireless headphones, and some pink Uggs (kids' size). My guess is the spandex workout pants are for cultivating a fatter cameltoe, the pink Uggs are for her child, and the headphones… well, those are for listening to music, of course.#pussylipschallenge ;) pic.twitter.com/lJDtO1YxHU
— Official_Fat_Pussy™ (@Super_Soaker69) August 14, 2014

