Fact: Famous people are better at stuff than you and I. Ergo, they party better than us. Using that simple sociological pretext, we set out to ask a bunch of celebrities about their best party stories, and then had their sordid tales illustrated by master scribblers like Kat Llewelyn, who put one of Johnny Knoxville's most memorable evenings into that player up top. Johnny's is one of the more cringeworthy yarns of the lot. It involves balls, mousetraps, a dick, and a hammer. Enjoy.
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