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That red hair, I think. And those full red lips.


I’ll say Lara Croft, then.It doesn’t bother you that her proportions are unrealistic?
They’re realistic. Besides, this whole thing is unrealistic. It’s not like we’re going to go on a date.

He’s like the original guido.Isn’t he blond, though?
Yeah. I guess they’ve changed over the years.

He’s a boy.What makes him so sexy?
He’s like a surfer/skater guy.

I don’t know. There are three of them, so they’ve got that going for them.I see.
Yeah. It’d be like a burrito. All kinds of shit in there.Damn, dude. We’re pretty sure they’re supposed to be kids.

His hair. His muscles and his hair.Previously—Would You Eat Your Family if Your Plane Crashed on an Island and They Were Already Dead?
