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Crank Up the Bullshit Knob to 10
It's Shit!
“I Take My Hangovers Like a Real Man”
I Just Whaled on a Music Critic with a Baseball Bat
Take Me Seriously or I'll Start Crying
The Pat Boone of Improvised Music Walks Among Us
We're Funny, and if You Don't Agree, You're Stupid
Serious Music with Sardonic Song Titles
Pretending to Wreck My Musical Equipment Makes Me Feel Tough
Give That Guy Some More Press Coverage, Quick!
“You Aren't Being Avantgarde in the Correct Way”
Your Unlistenable Musical Masturbations Aren't Quite as Interesting as Mine
I Released 78,032 Different Compact Discs of Improvised Music Last Week (And Sold 14)
“In 20 Years I'll Probably Like Your Music, But Right Now I Think You're a Total Dick”If every noise/improve/ambient music had this great of a sense of humor, the world would be just a little bit better to live in. I'm not complaining though, because I never foresee any of the great improv/noise musicians of our day ever writing anything half as terrible as “Disco Boy.” We truly live in an enlightened society.Previously - Sportshttp://chunklet.com/