The Xray Eyeballs are a bunch of garagey goth-os from Brooklyn. They made this video for their song "Crystal." The video has some tits you can see by freezing the correct frame. Of course, you should only bother with that if you can't figure out another way to see boobs on the internet and you need to look at some IMMEDIATELY.

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OJ: SXSW was fun. I love hanging out with all of my friends' bands who aren't from NY all in one spot. Also I got to catch some non-NYC bands I wanted to see like Big Freedia, Davila 666, Fungi GIrls, Hunx and his Punx, Shannon and the Clams. Odd Future was cool--I like that song "Sandwitches." I told Tyler to remix us and make a video out of it where I eat a cockroach po'boy. He revealed the secret of Earl Sweatshirt to me, but I'll let him tell everyone. That kid seems like a prankster. There were also a couple of nice surprises: ya'll gotta look out for Vockah Redu and Colleen Green. Vockah Redu do that New Orleans bounce. If you like Freedia , you'll love them. Also, Austin migas tacos rule and it's hot down there. It's nice to get away from New York where winter seems to last six months.It's crazy how good Odd Future is. It seems like people are sick of talking about them but I fucking love their songs and I am psyched that they dig Vice and Mishka, my two main guys.
I think they're entertaining. I'm not sure why they just rap over their own voices, but it does make it creepier sounding live. They should have their own Mishka shirt.
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It's like Seinfeld: it doesn't mean anything. At first we wanted to call it Beyond Whatever because one night Rop drank three 4 Lokos and smoked a lot to reach a point of "beyond whatever," in his words.What's it like being in a band with your ex-girlfriend? Awesome?
Yes it's awesome that we can still hang out and make music. We're good friends. It's cool for us to be single. It's also the first band I've ever been in where everyone is single, which is kind of awesome too. It's kind of sexy. Shows definitely have a sex element. Ladies look out for Rop! Everyone look out for Allison!!

It's a simple revenge story. I basically snatched a rare record from the clutches of a girl in a record store and she tortures me. Some girls mysteriously appear in that Chinese restaurant and wanna help me by giving me drugs and weapons and sending me to some other witchy girls to break the spell, but I get there too late. So next time you see a girl eyeing a Coil Astral Disaster record at a store, leave it alone!! Miss Pussycat made that awesome little doll by the way--she even put little hundred dollar bills in the pockets of the doll's leather jacket. The doll version of me is a big baller! There are three parts to this video, by the way. Part two will be filmed in China and part three in New Orleans—stay tuned
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Hey man I'm a professional actor! I was in the Matrix 2 as the Keymaker's photo double. I'm also the assassin in Sexina: Popstar PI. Adam West plays my evil boss in that movie. I'm supposed to assassinate a Britney Spears type pop star who fights crime at night.Is any of that true?
Look up "Popstar PI trailer" on YouTube. Watch the Sexina: Popstar PI trailer until the end, you'll see Adam West.That trailer for Sexina is really something awful, but I like the part where you're running and get attacked by a bear. What else do you do in that movie?
I try to kill Sexina with a blow dart. Then I just get chased for a long time until that bear kills me.What were you like as a young man, OJ? I know you were a scientist at one point.
I was a scientist very briefly but I got bored of that and became an animator. That was an awesome job: just drawing and making cartoons for little kids all day. I even did some 3D modeling and animation for that Wavetwisters movie that the Invisibl Skratch Piklz did. Then I moved to New York.I didn't know you were an animator. Can you draw? Show me links of shit you did.
Yes I can draw—the cartoons were on eKidsInternet dot com but it's probably offline now. I still have them somewhere. I have the Wavetwisters DVD at home or you can probably YouTube it.
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It was cool because I started as an extra in that cave rave before getting upgraded to the main actors area when the casting director saw my striking resemblance to the Keymaker. I also got a hefty raise. The next couple weeks I got to eat lunch in the tent with those albino twins. Laurence Fishburne was the coolest. He would roll in and give me high fives in the morning. Keanu kind of kept to himself, reciting lines in the corner to his shadow all the time—yeah it was green screen stuff. It was nothing special really. I was more excited about almost being in Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.And, actually, I don't bear a striking resemblance to the Keymaker: I was just the right size Asian guy and I fit in the trench coat and glasses.So did you talk to Laurence Fishburne about his days being a doorman at LA punk clubs?
No I never had a conversation with himDid you talk to the albino twins? I thought they were hilarious in the movie.
Naw. I would just notice them in the food tent. I never approached them, though.If you were a cat what kind of cat would you be?
Just a regular house cat. Maybe an orange one that likes to chill in boxes.

I liked it. You guys could've been brothers back when your hair was long. We played with King Tuff and Jeff the Brotherhood in New Orleans a couple weeks ago at Matt Muscle's bar, Siberia. It's close to this daiquiri joint where we all got crazy ass daiquiris. The place looks like a laundromat but each machine has a different daiquiri.Num num.
I also saw King Tuff play in SXSW in Cheer Up Charlie's parking lot. I had no idea he was playing. I was pretty drunk. I was falling asleep by the stage and it was late. I had just seen Shannon and the Clams play. They are awesome. Their set was interrupted when all the power went out because someone unplugged the stage power to charge his iPhone! People wanted to kill that dude! So, I was falling asleep and all of a sudden the night got crazy again because Davila 666 started playing. I was floating around on the crowd with a tambourine. Then King Tuff played and I ate six more tacos to end the night on a good note

We're playing with Davila 666 and the Beets by the way on April 23 at the Knitting Factory. Davila dudes are awesome- everyone of them is a sweet dude.NICK GAZIN
