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NEW TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET!!!

No, we're not shitting you.

Happy Tuesday, motherfuckers. R. Kelly just announced that more Trapped In The Closet episodes are coming on Black Friday. This is the best news since we beat the Nazis. Here's the newest installment, Chapter 23, where Uncle Kellz sits in his easy chair, opens up a book and promises to tell us THE TRUTH about what's gonna happen with Bridget, The Midget, Sylvester, Rufus, The Package, and all that other shit.

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