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Brooke Candy: "Everybody Does" (Video)

The queen of tumblr-ratchet ramps it up a notch in new video.

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The reasons why people will hate Brooke Candy the bigger she gets, are the exact same reasons why I'm kind of addicted to her. Her image is fucking ludicrous and she raps about poppin' bottles and sitting on yo' man's cock in a Minnie Mouse voice, like she just decided to be the human embodiment of "ratchet" and learnt how to rap solely from Lil Kim videos only a year ago or something. But, carefully constructed straight-off-the-pole persona or not, I don't really care because she is ENTERTAINING as shit.

Anyway, in the video for "Everybody Does" Candy continues her world domination by flitting between having mini iguanas hang out on her face, to thrashing around in a petrol station with her tits out. Because this is 2013 folks, and anything goes.