Yesterday, very good Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch—whose eccentricities and refusal to play along with the NFL's bullshit rules are well-documented—spent the entirety of his NFL-mandated media time this Super Bowl week responding to reporters' dumb questions with, "I'm just here so I won't get fined." Lynch is a Bay Area native, and the natural smoothness of his voice lends itself perfectly to song. Thankfully, the Seattle producer Spekulation decided to throw a beat behind his interview session, and it turns out Marshawn Lynch is as explosive a party-starter as he is on the football field. In other words, this song is a slapper, a slumper, and lit as fuck, all in one.
Listen to the song below (via Thizzler), and remember, life is nothing if not one big well from which to draw memes.