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Why Is a London Butcher Selling Zombie Meat?

After the zombie apocalypse — or any kind of apocalypse, really — has ruined our food supply and left a stinking heap of corpses in the streets, sooner or later we're gonna have to face the fact that we'll to have to eat something. So perhaps...
September 28, 2012, 5:30pm

After the zombie apocalypse — or any kind of apocalypse, really — has ruined our food supply and left a stinking heap of corpses in the streets, sooner or later we’re gonna have to face the fact that we’ll to have to eat something. So perhaps this pop-up zombie butcher shop, part of a British promotional campaign from the studio behind Resident Evil 11: Total Zombie Super-Obliteration (or whatever it’s actually called), will serve a dual purpose. It’ll be like riding a bike with training wheels, or reading a step-up classic. When the bomb finally falls or the zombie plague spreads, those of us who make it out will be that much more comfortable chowing down on human steak.

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Like this. (Photos via the Picky Glutton)

And storing the dried meats for later use.

There’s plenty of edible human; we can’t all get the prime cuts.

Trust me; when you’re hungry and irradiated, these will look better.

Or not. Probably, as a rule of thumb, it’s best to let the rotting penises be. Even in a nuclear holocaust zombie apocalypse situation.