.. What happened? Why do we feel this way?While we watched the results trickle in, we had a margarita. And then another. And then a tequila shot when Hillary won that one state, and then another when Trump won that other state, and then a whole lot more because wow, we just didn't see this coming. And then here we are, struggling to piece together our lives on a Wednesday morning.But we have something that we hope will help.Our friends from Los Angeles's Eggslut helped us create the Holy Grail of all breakfast sandwiches, and it can be made with stuff that you probably already have in your pantry. Have you got eggs, bread, and something that could qualify as breakfast meat? How about that can of SPAM that you've been saving for the apocalypse? Good—it's time to break into that.Grab your hot sauce and butter and mayo, and you're basically there.
We made it, friends. We may not know what will happen come January, but we can guarantee that today is going to be OK.