Introducing: FrownCloud

Are you losing sleep over SoundCloud's new copyright policy? Plagued by copyright violation notices every time you try to upload music? Overcome by anxiety because you lost all your beloved followers when your account got terminated?

FrownCloud is a game-changing, industry-disrupting new music streaming service announced today. With FrownCloud, you won't have to worry about takedown notices and copyright infringement every time you upload your music. Why? Because absolutely nothing will be uploaded at all.

"As you know, SoundCloud has been criticized for deleting tracks and suspending users' accounts due to alleged copyright infringement," said FrownCloud founder Alexandra Jung."Everything from using a legally-purchased track in a mix to uploading an original track that contains samples has been grounds for punishment. Even music blogs and media outlets have been suspended for uploading tracks that they actually had permission from record labels to premiere."

"That's why we're introducing FrownCloud. With the help of family, friends, and our many supporters, we've come up with the perfection solution to your music uploading woes—not letting you upload any music at all," Jung explained.

Get started on FrownCloud by trying but failing miserably at uploading your first track. (Tip: limited free upgrades to a Premium Account for quicker failure rates are available for new members!)