Issy on left, Izzy on right, lots of shoes everywhere. All photos by Ben Thomson.
Bloody Mary in a Gumboot
Consider that a pint glass is quite large. Now consider that this gumboot is fucking gigantic.
Girl, what that mouth do.
Aperol Spritz in a Snakeskin Boot, Bitch
Hi Mum!
When you're walking around the room like Pharrell in the "Drop It Like It's Hot" video you know you are getting, how do you say, "lit."
Espresso Martini in a Lady's Animal Print Stiletto, Size 7
Somebody call Tyra Banks, this girl's got IT!!!!
Cowboy Shot in a Baby's Cowboy Boot
Friendship!
Jägerbomb in a Terrible Businessman's Formal Shoe
Seal, Delta Gooddrem and Joel Madden simultaneously slam those big red buttons in front of them on The Voice. They all want me.
This is the vacant stare of a person who is starting to lose all perception of time and space. Seriously. This is, like, disturbing.
Elegant Beer Bong AKA Drinking a Melbourne Bitter Through a Slide
Oh no… please don't get up there.
This is where things get a bit ugly…Coyote Ugly. (YES I am aware it appears I have pissed myself in this photo and that's quite unfortunate but here's the thing, right before we took this shot we were trying to take another photo where Issy poured beer all into my mouth as I lay on the bar below her, I guess we thought it would be "sexy" but it was obviously just a complete disaster and not one drop of beer actually went into my mouth and I'm honestly pretty pissed Joe didn't tell us it was an awful idea to begin with given he's supposed to have our backs here.)