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WEDNESDAY'S READING - THE "QUANT" DRINKING GAME

We have a very special reading for you today. When we asked Sam McPheeters how he wanted his story read, he told us to turn it into a drinking game where the reader has to take a shot whenever the word "back" appears, which turns out to be nine shots in however long it takes you to read six pages. Depending on the size of your glass, that's almost exactly a half-pint of whatever you're drinking. We know it's early, but it's the holiday season so feel free to play along. We've bolded "back" throughout the story because, as we found out, after about four shots it's an easy word to miss. Here it is, "Quant," as read by Bryan Keller and Jack Daniels.

[audio:http://vicerecords.com/download/Quant.mp3]