DO Come Party For Our New Book; DON'T Pay For Your Drinks

On Wednesday night, the first of three parties we're throwing to celebrate the launch of our new book takes place in Leeds. If you're heading along to bask in the reflected glory of our new tome Dos & Don'ts: 400 New Jokes From the Funniest Magazine Column to Ever Exist in the History of the Universe (BUY IT), you should probably go here and SIGN UP FOR FREE DRINKS TOKENS.

So endlessly warm and huge are our hearts, that we're giving away yet more stuff to people we've never met on the internet. If you want to win a free copy of our modestly-titled new book, tweet @VICEUK with your own best DO or DON'T, including the hashtag #VICEDO or #VICEDONT depending on whether you're hailing the person in your photo as a hero, or setting them up to receive the world's cruel and unremitting ridicule.

If you send in one that we're particularly fond of, you can come and collect your free copy of the book at one of the launches; full details of which are below:

Leeds - Nation of Shopkeepers
Wednesday, the 28th of September
8PM - 12AM

Death Grips Live
Peace Live
I.R.O.K. Live
No Bones Dj
Dirty Otter Dj
(More details) London - The Old Blue Last
Thursday, the 28th of September
8PM - 1AM Beaty Heart Live
Peace Live
Bos Angeles Live
Secret Guests Dj
VICE Djs Brighton - Green Door Store
Friday, the 30th of September
11PM - 4AM

Fair Ohs Live
Peace Live
Boneyards Live
Ganglians Dj
Teen Creeps Dj
Ed Lilo Dj
(More details)