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Clue 2: Scaffold and wiring above ripped up concrete that looked like it had supported lights.
Clue 3: Heating vent from central air pointing directly at an empty space in basement.
Clue 4: Lock on the inside of the basement door.
Clue 5: Previous tenants: white people with dreadlocks.
Conclusion: I lived in a former pot farm.In another house he found a stash of National Geographic, stolen from Hanford library, in which every nipple had been blacked out by some prudish serial killer. Apparently, in the US, Hanford is the equivalent of Sellafield, but it leaked, so there is a considerable chance that the thief in question also glowed like a 40-watt bulb.Closer to home, my friend Chris found a poster of Guru Nanak in his kitchen cupboard, and a “lads-on-tour” T-shirt stuffed behind his bed. It was navy with the words "Bish Bash Bosh 04" printed across the front in orange. He kept it. The freak.