One of the many perks of working here is that the lovely guys at Private send us vast packages of pornography every month. That's great, but we have, for some time, been feeling that those of an indie sensibility are under-catered for in the Private catalogue. That was, until today. The film of the year has just arrived.Fuck Me Indie Ass is nearly two hours of rad, skater, indie soundtracked anal devestation. Here are some of the best quotes from the release:"they just want to get fucked INDIE ass by tattooed skater boys leaving their butt hole gaping wide""If you think that is hardcore wait 'til you hear the soundtrack by The Lamps. Totally assome! ""She takes it seriously hard in the ass and ends with an anal gape you could park a skateboard in.""spits in her ass and pounds her love knot harder than a skating gorilla on a half pipe""Andy San Dimas and Vin Vericose are chatting about White Flag and Velvet Underground but that's just foreplay to spitting in each other's ass holes and licking them out. "
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