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I remember one day a courier of his called me, (which wasn't the direction a call would normally go in) and asked to meet up. We stood in the Health Centre by my house and he told me that Tyler had been caught downloading child porn and that all business should go through him now. Word eventually got back to me that this was bullshit and that the courier had simply been trying to steal Tyler's customers. When Tyler found out, he ran him down in that lovely Beemer.Odds of him cutting off my head: 10/1 – Still a long shot, but he was definitely the most real weed guy I knew back then.3. SLAZSlaz was the first guy I bought hash off. He was named because he was very passionate about Slazenger tennis rackets. He was always impeccably dressed in the freshest Nike tracksuits, and in the mid-90s, was the only person we knew who had more than two pairs of sneakers. He also wore gold rings on every finger, (one was a half-leaf sovereign). We once went to pick up an eighth, only to be told our credit was bad. Assuming we owed him twenty quid or something, we pleaded with him, only for him to turn around, do some mental arithmetic, and tell us: "You owe me 150 pounds lads," which was a lot back then. We paid him back eventually and he never stopped ticking us. Nice guy.
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