Hooray to the sun and death to SAD and that kind of thing, but today, the first day back to work after losing an hour, is the first day you feel it. Let's say you're trying to deal with it, minding your own business killing a few minutes by looking at Ihasahotdog.com or something equally innocuous, because if you look at porn or swear words the IT guy will tell on you and then you're fired. And then Debbie, the busybody from accounts payable, comes up behind you and mindlessly proclaims, "THAT'S SO CRAZZZZZY!"First of all, I don't know what it is with these Mongoloids thinking that everything is so goddamned crazy all the time, but they really need to crack the egg a little. But whatever, in times like this what you do is slowly, like as slowly as possible, turn around in your chair and smile as fucking big as you can, but without using your eyes. The goal is to present a face to the person that's all foamy white teeth under fluorescent lights, dead eyes, and maybe a little bit of spit strings or drool. It's a smile between co-workers, but what you're really telling someone is, "I would fucking floss my teeth with your veins if I could."KELLY McCLURE
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Hooray to the sun and death to SAD and that kind of thing, but today, the first day back to work after losing an hour, is the first day you feel it. Let's say you're trying to deal with it, minding your own business killing a few minutes by looking at Ihasahotdog.com or something equally innocuous, because if you look at porn or swear words the IT guy will tell on you and then you're fired. And then Debbie, the busybody from accounts payable, comes up behind you and mindlessly proclaims, "THAT'S SO CRAZZZZZY!"First of all, I don't know what it is with these Mongoloids thinking that everything is so goddamned crazy all the time, but they really need to crack the egg a little. But whatever, in times like this what you do is slowly, like as slowly as possible, turn around in your chair and smile as fucking big as you can, but without using your eyes. The goal is to present a face to the person that's all foamy white teeth under fluorescent lights, dead eyes, and maybe a little bit of spit strings or drool. It's a smile between co-workers, but what you're really telling someone is, "I would fucking floss my teeth with your veins if I could."KELLY McCLURE
