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COLOMBIA - THE BULLETPROOF TAILOR OUTFITS OUR NEW PRES

Remember a while back when VBS profiled Colombia's premier tailor of bulletproof garments? Sure you do, which is why you'll let out a stultifying yawn after reading about Miguel Caballero's speculative involvement in President Obama's (shit, that's the first time we've typed that and it kinda feels right) Kevlar-lined clothing that he wore yesterday at that thing where Aretha Franklin sang "My cunt… tree…" into a microphone. It's really neat to imagine Secret Service agents hunched over a monitor, watching VBS and smoking joints when they stumbled upon our little gem of a solution to their apparel dilemma. Improbable, but neat all the same.