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NEW YORK - CAT-DITCHING UPDATE

Are you guys retarded?

Like I would really spend $200 to take my cat to the vet, and THEN

dump him

. I couldn't afford to get a rotten tooth pulled on Sunday because this little bastard lives a life of $30 bags of food and organic mouse babies to nap with. Get a grip. See, look--he's eating lamb chunks in a special bowl, and I'm sitting here with holes in my socks. My girlfriend and I agreed that we'd rather drive an hour and a half to see the real

Grey Gardens

house than spend about the same amount of time watching that new horseshit that they're running on HBO now. I read somewhere that Drew Barrymore couldn't relate to the character of Little Edie, specifically how she managed to live in such squalor. Well, if you can't relate to it, then you don't deserve to wear that shirt on your head.

KELLY McCLURE