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VOX POP - WHAT'S GROSSER, BALLS OR VAGINA?

We were having a heated debate last winter over an age-old corker: are balls grosser, or are vaginas? See, on one hand, balls are these puffed-out gelatinous creatures sprinkled with barbarian hair, and that's pretty weird. On the other hand, though nuts can get saucy and develop their own curdles and whey, nothing comes from inside of them (unless something is seriously, seriously wrong). A vagina weeps. Uncontrollably. That's a little nauseating to think about, isn't it? Well, we couldn't suss out an answer here so we decided that once the weather got a little nicer we'd hit the streets and ask the people what they think. And the people have spoken…

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So what's grosser: balls or vagina?
Erin: Vagina.
Matt: I would have to agree, vagina. If they were equally sweaty, I would have to say balls because, as an owner, I know how bad they can get.
Have you ever gotten crotch-rot?
Matt: I don't think so. I've gotten the "change your pants and you smell it" thing. I don't know what you call that. Embarrassing?
Erin: Swamp ass?
Matt: Swamp nuts, maybe? But yeah, overall, vaginas are pretty gross and they're pretty gross-looking.

Which is sicker: balls or vagina?
Nusha: Balls!
Thomas: Yeah, vagina's pretty sweet so I'll say balls. Balls get real sweaty and kind of clammy. And the hairs grow that weird orange and you can pluck them out.
Nusha: I didn't know that.
Thomas: Yeah, you haven't seen that.
OK, well, what's grosser: his balls or her vagina?
Nusha: His balls!
Thomas: Her vagina's sweet.

Hey dude, what's sicker: balls or vagina?
Martin: Vagina, shit.
How come?
Martin: That shit gets wetter and wetter all the time. Get cum all over and fucked it, right? Not like the balls, they dry all the time. Shit.

Hey ladies, I bet you think balls are nastier than vagina, right?
Montea (right): I was with this guy with really sweaty, nasty, soccer balls once, and it made me throw up.
Like, literally throw up?
Montea: Yeah, I threw up like blegh and that's all I have to say about it. There are some sweaty… I don't even know if I should say that.
Nicolette (left): Do it!
Montea: Sweaty African soccer balls. It's gross.
What about you?
Nicolette: Well, I think that's actually a valid point because what you eat, on a cultural level, influences how you smell when you sweat. So there is a difference between sweaty Mexican balls and sweaty African balls. Especially when curry is involved, you're in a whole different category. As a girl I'm a little bit biased. My natural reaction is to say that balls are grosser because I have a vagina. But I think the common conception is that the vagina is grosser because it's a mucus membrane. Balls are sort of contained, you just have to sort of wash the outside and it's a wrap. But I don't actually feel like that. I think balls because you get like cheese, all sorts of little cheese stuck in it and it's easy to neglect.
Montea: But at the same time, there's just like a natural smell sometimes in the vagina that attracts a man. So if you get that, and you kind of have it… it's not "funk," it's just "that's some vagina right there," you know? It's just that, "I smell vagina right now." And it can get a man, any man you want. My mom got me onto that.

Hey little buddy, what's grosser: boy parts or girl parts?
Ethan: Girl parts!
Oh yeah?
Ethan: Because they… I don't know why. Because they're cracked?
Have you ever had a cootie-shot?
Ethan: What? Cootie-shot?
To keep you from getting cooties.
Ethan: I got a shot.
Good.

Hey bro, what's grosser: balls or vagina?
Drew: Ummm, vagina. I just think that because if you get the ugliest, grossest guy and put him next to the ugliest, grossest girl, the girl is going to have the grosser… part. Am I getting paid for this?
Nope. FOREVER YOUNG