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IT'S A FASHION ISSUE!

Once again, we're celebrating the beginning of spring by heaping a bunch of attention on clothes, people who make clothes, people who wear clothes, people who give a shit what clothes mean, and Vikings. If you didn't pick up a copy of the March Fashion Issue this weekend, here's what you've been missing.

A bunch of awesome Montreal crust-punk jackets.

A guy in Italy who gets paid to dress up as a Swiss traffic cop.

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Karl Lagerfeld, interviewed by Bruce LaBruce, cartooned by Johnny Ryan, photographed by himself, and making out with Donna Jordan

The current king of the Vikings (for real).

Spain's most popular matador-tailor.

The grossest post-hippie weirdoes 1970s Boulder, CO, had to offer.

Ian Svenonius's problems with JFK's hatlessness.

Sam McPheeters's problems with basically everything everybody wears these days.

A bunch of old photos of pretty girls from Arganzuela, Spain.

The history's mystery of veils.

Eight topless girls who put on their makeup without a mirror.

Ryan McGinley interviewing Gilles Larain about Idols.

Bob Nickas's remembering when Soho was full of funny creative people.

The biggest plus-sized model in the world just a'chomping on an apple.

A fashion shoot with a bunch of dead models in caskets.

Michael Kenneth Williams, otherwise known as Omar from The Wire, trying on a bunch of Shakespearean costumes with Terry Richardson.

A bunch of gay bears trying on a bunch of authentic Viking costumes with Terry Richardson.

Codpieces.

A crazy experimental cross-section-y fashion spread that we hope works in web format.

Eric Wareheim of Tim & Eric and his mate in vivid, glossy heat.

And a bunch of punk Lesbians Gavin Watson knows.

We'll be featuring a new story every day per always, and putting up little behind-the-scenes tidbits and extras over here in the blog. If you've got a lot of time on your hand today, however, feel free to dig in to the whole mess right

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. Oh and photo by Terry Richardson. Obviously.