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2011 IS SHIT ALREADY

Look at this Love Heart. God that's miserable. Who produces sweets that operate on the assumption that people who eat sweets (ie: children) are likely to be pressurised into sex? People from 2011, that's who. 2011 is already proving to be a pretty shitty year: Gerry Rafferty has gone wrong. Mick Karn has gone wrong. Pete Postlethwaite has gone wrong. Heroes are going wrong. Rivers are going wrong. But most of all this Love Heart has gone wrong. No more "I Love Yous". No more "Lookin Good". Only "Just Say No" and coupons for mace.

MICHAEL STARFISH