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Racist Photography Enthusiast? Then Look No Further

Racist photography enthusiasts are so difficult to buy presents for. For a start, you don't want to buy them anything too big, or overtly racist, i.e. flags, banners or posters like these, as they might not want to put them up in their house for everyone to see. So they'll have to lie to your face and pretend that they have, when in fact all they've really done is quickly stuck them up with Blu Tack just before you pop round their house.

Surely there's a way to ease this pressure? Yes! There is! Thankfully some kind people on eBay have created a 'Hasselblad gollywog', in fact, they've created ten of them and they all come with their own certificate of authenticity to show that they really are 'Hasselblad golliwogs'! Classy enough for Carol Thatcher and racist enough for your most bigoted backstreet ethnic cleanser.

Thank god, I'd hate to think that some pervert could just sit in their house creating these humerous little statues without an authentic endorsement from Hasselblad, or the international golliwog foundation…

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