It's time once again to despair at a couple of pansies!Cry-baby #1: Douglas Nicholls
(via)The incident: A grown up man saw a swear word written down on a piece of paper.The appropriate reaction: NOTHING.The actual reaction: As always with these fucking idiots, he went to his local paper, The Worcester News.Douglas Nicholls (pictured above) is a postman. On his morning route, he noticed that one of the letters he was meant to be delivering was addressed to a "Mr Fuck Off".In the interview he gave about this spectacular non-event, Douglas said: "I couldn’t believe it when I saw the address. Even after 32 years working as a postman I have never had anything like this.”“I delivered it at about noon on Friday. But afterwards I started thinking about it and felt even more offended.”He then gave an anecdote about the time he went to see Meet the Fockers, and couldn't bring himself to say the name of the film: "I had to call it 'Meet the Parents'."Holy.
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How is a person who is this easily offended able to function in society? He should check to see if he's eligible for disability benefits.Cry-baby #2: Lindy Butcher
(via)The incident: A woman named Lindy Butcher (pictured above) slipped over in some vomit at a Whitesnake gig in Newport.The appropriate reaction: Going home and putting on some clean clothes.The actual reaction: Lindy is suing Newport Council. Speaking of the incident, Lindy said: "It was horrifying, you don't expect to fall in someone else's vomit."After being helped out of the vomit, Lindy went to the first aid room. Where she was cleaned with disinfectant.In the claim she filed against Newport council, Lindy said she suffered bruising and soreness to her knees, pain through her neck and shoulders, and muscle spasms between her ribs.Newport Council issued a statement about the "incident", saying: “It would appear the presence of vomit was reported to staff by a member of the public. One of the bar staff tried to call for a cleaner. However, it was extremely busy in the bar and cafe areas and in the absence of any detail concerning the actual whereabouts of the vomit and with so many people in the bars, it was difficult to pinpoint immediately where the vomit was located."Can you imagine how much restraint you would have to show if you were the person at Newport Council who's responsible for issuing statements like that? I think I would be physically incapable of preparing a statement that said anything other than: "GTFO, you stupid, stupid bitch."So who is the bigger cry-baby? Please, please, PLEASE just let us know in the poll below so we can shame one of these self serious pussies forever.Who is the bigger cry-baby?Previously: The UK Legal System vs. A Newly Unemployed School GovernorWinner: The UK legal system!Follow Jamie on Twitter: @JLCT

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How is a person who is this easily offended able to function in society? He should check to see if he's eligible for disability benefits.Cry-baby #2: Lindy Butcher

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