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PORTUGAL - DINKCRAFTS

Hey anthropologists, maybe you guys should stop yapping about bogus "lost" Amazonian tribes and get proactive on the ceramic dick-making scene in Portugal before it’s too late. While you’re at it, we would also like to know if Casilda has ever glazed Francisco's dink, whether for fun or by accident, and please find out for us what’s going on with the posterior of this one in the top left. We can't tell if it's supposed to be Elvis's vagina or a really long asshole.