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NEW YORK - WE JUST FOUND THE MOST EVIL PEOPLE ON THE PLANET

Gulp. OK. Don't hate us for telling you about this and draining precious pints of happiness out of your heart, ruining your entire weekend, but this just totally needs to be known. Apparently there are rich, fat, white, evil, evil anglers out there using sweet, defenseless, little baby kittens as bait for kite fishing. Oh yes. They guffaw on their boats as they hook the scruff, and in those live mewling kitters go until they're gobbled by a marlin. Do not click here if reading that made you cry, because you will be disturbed for life. And if you click here you will be disturbed in your afterlife, and probably for the entirety of your next incarnation. (You clicked, didn't you? Your penance is to go here.) If any of the fuckers in these videos is your uncle, hopefully you have enough money to hire someone to brutally torture him to death. There are probably legal ramifications of us straightforwardly encouraging you to go and do such a thing, you know, so do the opposite of not doing that. We're going to cross our fingers and hope this is all a sick joke by some teenager with a scorched heart and decent editing skills. The whole "Mullet" thing on the name tag is a good sign that's actually what's going on here.