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MISSOURI - BACKWATER INTERNET HENHOUSE

Deep down in Mountain Grove, Missouri, where the population's just a tit hair under 4,600, there's an old man with a suspended license who's whipping a donkey through town on a chariot he must've made from the davenport and a couple old tractor wheels, flipping people off on the way to the bar so he can hit on girls. But that's not the best part--it's that

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(which is barely literate in the first place--just see if you can follow all those loosey goosey pronouns) has turned into a small-town gossip bulletin board for people in Mountain Grove to rip on this guy for "riding his donk" and make insinuations about certain "obesse lazy peolpe who spend their SSI checks at the Lucky Seven Tavern." We agree that "if people would mind there bisniouse thay would be better off." Well put, Happy Grandma.