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An 18 year-old kid is kicking everyone’s asses in the race to “make everyday an adventure.” Washington youth Colton Harris-Moore has eluded police for weeks after a string of fourteen awesome burglaries on Orcas Island that often involve stealing and...

An 18 year-old kid is kicking everyone's asses in the race to "make everyday an adventure." Washington youth

Colton Harris-Moore has eluded police for weeks after a string of fourteen awesome burglaries

on Orcas Island that often involve stealing and crash landing small aircraft around the island. After fleeing a juvenile detention center in April of 2008, Harris-Moore began a 50-burglary-spree on Camano Island, moving from there to the San Juan Islands where he allegedly began a string of boat thefts, the gateway drug of grand larceny. (Read more about this

here.)

Since the only thing you'll ever do that comes close to this is read those little books that let you decide what path of action comes after your journeys in space and on islands with dragons and spies, where you ended up naked and locked out of the house after your invisible powers wore off, you might be interested in this video. Watch each segment and choose from the options. See if you can win. You want to win don't you?