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VICE KILLS TEXAS AGAIN

Oh wait, sorry, this year we're "Saving" Texas again. If you're going to SXSW, the three principal places you need to be familiar with are Red 7 & Starr Building for our business, the Scoot Inn for drinking, and wherever you've arranged for a bed or clothespile. The rest is basically gravy. Go to

vicesavestexas.com

for the info on the Vice Records showcases and our big Saturday night party. Anything else of importance should be covered in our old

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Guide to Austin

. PS: here's the lineup for Saturday.

Les Savvy Fav is that band who invented the 2000s and caused the roof to collapse at our party a couple years ago. Cheeseburger wrote the theme-song to guitarist Christy Karacas's

Superjail

and are the most name-appropriate band since Assuck.

Happy Birthday is that guy who came up with

King Tuff

's new project who sound like the Bee Gees (seriously). [audio:http://viceland-assets-cdn.vice.com/blogs/en/files/2010/03/happybirthdaysong.mp3]

Davila 666 are a bunch of punks from Puerto Rico, which some anus from

Blender

will probably turn into "Punka Ricans" if they haven't already.

DJ Mr. Jonathan Toubin is a friend of Trace's who came up with the idea of playing records and hosts dance parties regularly attended by girls we would shoot our wives for. See you there.