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CORPORAL SEXY, PART II

I feel funny. Funny in my area, as well as just in general. It turns out that Corporal Apiata V.C (Vice Crushee) is patrolling strife-torn Afganistan

and

the internet. Check it out.

So yeah, I'm totally crush-busted. Needless to say - THE BEARD'S A DO! Anyway, if you're reading this Willie, I won't write about you anymore. I wouldn't want to get you into any more trouble.