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The White House should put together an elite team of super-prostitutes, just like they do in the military with special-forces. They can hire them exclusively to have sex with members of the Secret Service. These girls would be the cream of the crop from all around the world. They’d have to be vetted to determine their credibility and sexual competency. Whenever they’re needed, the government could swoop them in on Blackhawk helicopters to handle our servicemen’s business and then BAM! they’re out, super-fast like the Navy Seal Team 6 when they smoked Osama Bin Laden.The President can do background checks on the hos and interview their past pimps and tricks to get an understanding of their patriotism and how good they are in bed—we’ve got to make sure our boys are satisfied. The prostitutes would be subjected to the same penalties as agents under the Espionage Act. If they leak information they could spend the rest of their life in prison or even be executed. For the safety of all concerned, which is pretty much the entire world, we must see to it that our Secret Servicemen and women are getting all the “servicing” they need.Willie D is a founding member of the legendary rap group the Geto Boys. Follow him on Twitter: @WillieDLIVEPreviously - An Introduction
