This Week in Food Porn: Cream Puffs and Caviar
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This Week in Food Porn: Cream Puffs and Caviar

The best #foodporn uploaded to Instagram this week.
March 18, 2017, 11:00am

From your grandmother's pies to your flatmate's tin of baked beans, from a soft boiled egg to a loaf of crunchy bread, from chips to chops, potato to tomato—the world of food is a wonderful place. And there are photos of pretty much anything (yes, including that, thank you) are available right now on your small branch of the internet.

So grab a cup of beef tea, sit back, and have a scroll.

Sweet Zoom ..sarà ma per me se la marmellata esce c'è ancora più gusto! #pastasfoglia #marmellata #brioche #cioccolata #chocolate #foodstagram #cioccolato #fruttidibosco #italianfood #merendaitaliana #merenda #colazioneitaliana #dolcivisioni #berry #colazione #foodphotography #homemadefood #food52 #f52grams #modeonsweet #dolce_salato_italiano #foodaddict #piattiitaliani #beautifulcuisines #onthetable

A post shared by Federica V. (@federica.vu) on Mar 17, 2017 at 6:58am PDT

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Ur ye stickin' yer tongue it at me, pal? Dae ye want me tae wipe 'at glaikit swatch aff yer coopon? Didnae think so.

A shot for Johan Bülow of cream puffs flavoured with his amazing licorice . . . #Repost @peterhsyl with @repostapp . . . Amazing photo by @sarahcoghill_photography of a Cream Puff flavored with Lakrids by Johan Bülow food line #lakrids #foodwithliquorice #johanbülow #lakridsbyjohanbülow #liquorice #lakritz - hungry for more see www.lakrids.nu #foodphotography #licorice #sweettreat #food

A post shared by Sarah Coghill (@sarahcoghill_photography) on Mar 17, 2017 at 6:59am PDT

Here's the thing: when you come off the pill, your tits will shrink. Probably a whole cup size, if I'm honest. If they're anything like mine they'll start to resemble golden flame raisins with nipples. But, here's the thing: your sex drive is going to come back like a juggernaut; like a bullet train; like an avalanche; like a fire in your loins. So, don't worry that your tits no longer look like something that would get dusted with icing sugar and laid on someone's pillow. Just quit moaning and start boning.

Pizza Credit: @freshman15 Tag a pizza lover

A post shared by Food / Cuisines / Dessert (@foodandcuisines) on Mar 16, 2017 at 9:04pm PDT

Stop the cage farming of pizza! We must let these beautiful beasts of dough and cheese roam free! Let them sleep on the grass and shit in the woods as Mother Nature intended! Break the cages! Let the pizza free!

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Toro tartare with caviar at Masa, N.Y. - - Photo Credit masanyc.com #michelinrestaurants #tasty #cuisine #food #foodphotography #foodie #foodies #foodiegram #finedining #yum #instafood #foodpics #tasting #dish #plating #art #hungry #michelinstar #michelinstars #tartare #caviar #masa #masanyc #masany #ny #newyork #nyfood

A post shared by Michelin Guide (official) (@michelinguide) on Mar 16, 2017 at 12:02pm PDT

TFW your blackberry pudding turns out to be a pile of cold fish eggs on raw flesh.

Who said hearts are reserved for Feb alone? Waffles with whipped coconut cream and strawberry hearts. I used the leftover strawberry pieces to make strawberry sauce. Happy Friday #breakfast #waffles #dessert #yummy #foodporn #foodstyling #foodphotography #beautifulcuisines #hautescuisines #strawberry

A post shared by Sonali Ghosh (@sugaretal) on Mar 17, 2017 at 2:56am PDT

It's so nice when you're cheating husband makes that one big gesture to help you know for sure that he's banging his friend from the tennis club in your Vauxhall Astra while you work on your tax return.

Does anyone know what yeast, applesauce, and powdered sugar have in common?? They all go into making my delicious recipe for tomorrows blog! (If you have a guess leave a comment below!) Link in the bio! #athomedessertsblog #cake #food #homemade #foodporn #instafood #chocolate #dessert #yummy #foodie #delicious #cupcakes #sweet #cooking #cookies #bake #love #cakes #bakery #yum #instagood #pastry #baker #sweets #foodstagram #birthday #instacake #bread #foodphotography #foodgasm

A post shared by Kayla Greenewald (@athomedesserts) on Mar 17, 2017 at 6:59am PDT

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"Applesauce," "Powdered sugar," and "Yeast" were also the nicknames my ex-boyfriend used to call me in bed.

Besides the towering presence of the seafood stacks, K-Tower also offers a variety of authentic Korean dishes and my recommendation has got to be the Korean Ginseng Chicken. Cooked for three hours, this nourishing treat is a bowl of chicken soup for the soul. • This was a tasting hosted by @ktowersg • K-Tower Address: 74, Amoy Street, Singapore 069893 • #yoursingapore #visitsingapore #singapore #burpproved #buzzfeast #buzzfeedfood #makansutra #sedapteam #restaurantsg #ktowersg

A post shared by JULIUS LIM (@juliuslim) on Mar 17, 2017 at 6:59am PDT

I don't know if that's a leg, a parsnip or a dog toy sticking out the top, but I do know that I would definitely like to taste it.

Alaskan king crab poached and grilled #pocelaincanvas#norway #autumn #food #foodstarz #foodporn #chef #chefs #chefsplateform #wildchefs #foodpics #foodphotography #foodstyling #artofplating #sydney #australia #chefsroll #gourmetartistry #foodstagram #foodie #foodlover #instagram #instadaily #dailypic #instafood #michelinguide #Chefs_eye #theartofplating #professionalchefs #gastroart

A post shared by Alvin Susanto (@alvinssto) on Mar 17, 2017 at 6:59am PDT

The best seafood I think I've ever eaten was out of a Portakabin by a train station in Oban, after walking and camping around the Hebrides for a week. We sat in the afternoon light, our noses sunburnt and our blisters throbbing, tucking into a small polystyrene tray of crab claws, prawns, and seafood sticks. It was pure heaven.

Sometimes- I stress sometimes - I like #vegetables :) but only when they're hanging out with #bacon ;) #bacon #brusselsprouts #veggies #delicious #buzzfeedfood #huffposttaste #lifeandthyme #f52grams #tastingtable #surlatable #green #foodphotography #foodie

A post shared by Tania Colamarino (@taniacolamarino) on Mar 17, 2017 at 6:58am PDT

I like that, if you scaled this up, it would be a giant brown bath full of cabbages and hand-sized chunks of ham.

Cigala de tronco asada y reposada con su salsa Bordalesa, mantequilla de ajos negros, kimchi casero y salsa XO… "Causa-gnocchis" de patata violeta @dabizdiverxo By anatomiadelgusto.com #comer #cocina #restaurant #foodstyling #food #foodie #foodart #foodpic #foodgasm #foodlover #foodporn #foodblogger #lifestyle #awesome #cook #cooking #chefsofinstagram #follow #instafood #delicious #anatomiadelgusto #foodpics #foodphotography #foodstagram #photooftheday #bestoftheday #picoftheday #day #photo And… #followme

A post shared by Anatomía del Gusto (@anatomiadelgusto) on Mar 17, 2017 at 6:55am PDT

Mum! Can you tell Mandy to stop flopping her disgusting dildo all over my Magna Doodle? It's putting me off.