Vine is dead.
Or, it's gonna die. Whatever.
This hurts the hearts of so many, so many internet cretins who have laughed their asses off to seven seconds of absurdity in every form imaginable.
The underdog of social media platforms is headed to the pet cemetery, but thankfully, as in the movie Ghost, you can take the love with you.
And by "the love," we mean the Vines that were so hilarious that we watched them on loop hundreds of times each while cackling ourselves into a state of utter mania.
This is it: the definitive list of the best food Vines ever. They are truly legendary, and we'll have them right here waiting for you if you ever need them again. Think of them as seven-second-long tombstones to the best internet junkyard ever.
It's Too Spicy, Ina
Never Forget Peanut Butter Baby
…Forever In Our Hearts
Guacamole Love Song
Just Two Shots
TFW You Out of Milk
We Feel For You, Monkey Chef
That Is Gangster
Some Dystopian Shit at Subway
EVERYBODY
Def Leppard's Sexiest Music Video
Coupon Goals
Doing His Job
ENDIIIIVE
Back At It Again
The Classic Canola Oil Prank
These are Ralph's Confessions
My Fucking Cinnamon Apple
An Iconic Frank Ocean Cover
Bobby Flay's Hypnotizing Dance Moves
Robots Have Feelings Too
No Objections
Rest in power, Vine.